dontbeanassbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

iamtonysexual:

sherlock-mania:

remember-pants-terezi:

heyxkids:

YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD

FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU

ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME

I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER

H E L P

Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can

what have you done

We think in concepts

Concepts have no volume

Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.

whoa there socrates

(Source: frenchy--fries)


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raise your hand if you’ve got the sweetest followers and you appreciate each and every one

(Source: black-quadrant)


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lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD


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lawrencetheshark:

all-dressed-up-for-a-hit-and-run:

nevvyinthetardislock:

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST
burnthepasttotheground  imperialguard64  zombieslayer283  slickdiamond
ourfeminismftw  facesofpriviledge  lolimawomyn  random-guy-universe
oldsexistwhiteguy renamorcen  pussyjuice69  flyingpiratemonkey 
bottomfeeder666  pottergeek622  hobo-boy throw-away-opinions
tenorsexophone

THEY ARE ALSO GOING TO START PHOTOSHOPPING ANY SELFIES TAGGED UNDER COMMON TAGS LIKE “me” “my face” ETC. PLEASE BE SAFE

i refuse to stop reblogging these. i know that everybody and their mother is probably reblogging these and theyre probably all over everyones dash BUT i have yet to see one post with all the same tags and so here we are
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snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean
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sandflake:

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

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gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

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hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

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beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

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heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

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lovely~

Small? Thin?

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charming~

Missing a few pieces?

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handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

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you’re fantastic looking~


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disastergeek:

just-a-skinny-boy:

eddiecardona:

eddiecardona:

i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now…

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is this what being an adult is like?

Pretty much.

(Source: vinesause)


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drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst


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tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

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derpdan:

would you rather have no internet connection or no friends

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satying-strong:

Books(HungerGames) | via Tumblr em We Heart It.
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